Super inventions that would come in handy during the TWW. If anyone knows of any that REALLY exist PLEASE contact me.

Tele-tummy

This fantastic device can be used to turn your tummy into a tele that only broadcasts one channel. The channel features the rivetting development of your embryo’s. Watch them burrow and hatch throughout the day. Or catch the highlights every evening.

Utero-dust

Do you have doubts? Are you worried?

Well put your mind to rest with Utero-dust! This magical stuff enables your uterus to have a voice of it’s own – literally. Simply sniff a tiny amount of the dust and your uterus will send an update on ‘what’s hapening’ directly to the ear. WARNING! Only use if you are ready for the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

More inventions from my mind….tomorrow.

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